I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
your thighs won’t touch if you have my head between them
this post will solve all insecurity issues i swear
more celebrities should just be like rihanna in regards to hate
Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;
I knew the lesbian romance was gonna break my heart but I didn’t think it was gonna be because a little girl puts a bullet in Alisha’s head
KILL ME NOW THIS SHOW JUST MURDERS ME SLOWLY
But seriously HERSHEL WHYYYYY NOOOOOOO
I KNOW OMG I’M DEAD
"we have to talk"
"can i ask you something??"
"theres something i have to tell you"